Following the recent release of Apple’s new “VoiceOver” iPod feature which features a digital voice reading song titles and artists to users too lazy to look at the screen, Apple has announced a new downloadable app for the iPod called “VoiceKill.”
“VoiceKill” is a revolutionary new nano-technology from Cyberdyne Systems which is designed to hunt down and kill voiceover actors complaining about digital voice technology’s potential to put them all out of work and thus put them out of their misery.
In completely unrelated news, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has been arrested for attempting to break into Apple’s California headquarters, naked and armed to the teeth with explosives.
Posted by Craig Crumpton 
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