Al Yankovic No Longer ‘Weird’

Weird Al Yankovic released a statement Tuesday that he is tired of being labeled “weird” and is retiring from his career as a musical comedian to pursue a “normal” profession as a bus driver, which has been his dream since childhood.

In related news, the artist formerly known as Weird Al Yankovic has been hit by a bus.

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